Pretty Night for a Drive

Decided to drop my phone in the toilet tonight (I think it still works, but I haven’t checked again). Here’s a picture I took on our drive down the Niagara Parkway, with Miklos’s Samsung Galaxy S4, which is the same phone as mine except black and un-toileted. When I yanked the phone out of the (clean) toilet water, I instinctively tapped the “On” button to see if it worked. The display came up and when I swiped over it, it worked. I probably should not … Continue reading

Rip Taylor

I just had a terrifying experience. I was putting my pants back on after taking a midday shower, when I began to notice they were really, really tight. Suddenly, and to my horror, from the pants I was struggling to pull on, there rang out a loud ripping noise causing me to gasp in fear. Panicking, I inspected the jeans back-and-front to diagnose how repairable the hole would be. Turned out though, fortunately, that I had simply removed my pants without unzipping them, and the … Continue reading

Whoops.

You ever hit Send and then think “Oh shit. I really hit Send, didn’t I”? Yeah, I did that tonight. God, I hate that. Moreover, my program coordinator is about to hate me. Good morning, Program Coordinator! You’ve got mail (if anyone still used AOL)! Nikki is a giant douche, you say! … And so forth. See, I wrote an email to her a few nights ago, but then I drafted it because I wasn’t sure it was appropriate. Upon re-reading it, I decided that … Continue reading