Left to get a baked potato, came back for the drama.

Baked potatoes can be microwaved. I feel like a sap for never really thinking about this until tonight. Got sent home from work with whatever viral infection I have. I figure it was their kind way of saying “You look like shit, go home and get some sleep.” I love my work. Remind me to make a doctor’s appointment tomorrow. Share the post “Left to get a baked potato, came back for the drama.” FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUponE-mail

Never do anything, ever.

Just don’t.Because in most cases, it’s not worth it. Two semesters of dedication, and no thanks to show for it at an event I helped organize. That is pret-ty cool. Oh hey, I’m back at square one with my cold, coughing up green goo and blood. Neat! Share the post “Never do anything, ever.” FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUponE-mail

THE IRS PRESENTS: HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKI’S CLOWN-RELATED ENTERTAINMENT SHOW

There is nothing I enjoy more than a steaming hot shower. So, as you can imagine, there is a lot I enjoy less about a devastatingly icy-cold shower, in mid-January yet! Fuck! Fuck you! That was fucking cold! It’s not like I’m dying of some unknown disease or anything. Fuck! Share the post “THE IRS PRESENTS: HERSCHEL KRUSTOFSKI’S CLOWN-RELATED ENTERTAINMENT SHOW” FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUponE-mail

I’m addicted to bargains!!!1

I can’t stop looking around eBay. But I’ve bought a Lithium-Ion battery for my camera for a penny (actual retail price at Staples: $80!), so can you really blame me? Really?? You’ve always doubted me. You don’t know me! Ill.I purchased an expectorant, but expectorating hasn’t really happened yet. I think I have mononucleosis. Maybe I’m just hoping I do because the prospects of this semester aren’t exactly setting my academic loins ablaze. What really does anymore though? These academic loins of mine. They’re stone-colder … Continue reading