Rinse/Repeat

My friend’s dad had a band once called Take Two, because there were two people in the band. That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard. The hits have fluttered back up to halfway normal since I started posting on the P-log. Why am I doing that again? Boredom? Ah, right. Holy smokes. We are in a very strange place. I’m getting movie ideas lately, but I’ll be … Continue reading

Out gettin’ wasted on a Saturday night

Coffee. I need a lot of it. I’m obsessed with parts of Ashtray Rock. Cannot get enough, if you hadn’t noticed. Monday night leaves very little to the imagination. I may bike. I may run. If I’m feeling extra lazy, I shall walk, or just sleep. Those cost the least. For now, it’s Antiques Roadshow. Share the post “Out gettin’ wasted on a Saturday night” FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUponE-mail

Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’

Ever have your car graffiti’d? ‘Cause it turned out that I had the other night. Actually, so was everyone who parked on the street treated to a delightfully scribbled tag that probably signifies absolutely nothing aside from sheer sans-dickery on the side or back of their auto. Among the conclusions I’ve come to in the past year is that St Catharines’ kids need to develop hoop dreamz … Continue reading

People I Don’t Know Who I Say I Would Marry:

Joel Plaskett Bo Burnham Conan O’Brien (goes without saying, after Bo Burnham is listed) Peter Elkas (on occasion) I’m considering Stephen Malkmus formerly of Pavement tonight, too, but let’s face it, that would probably end up in a messy divorce. Share the post “People I Don’t Know Who I Say I Would Marry:” FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUponE-mail

Drunk Teenagers

Oh, Plaskett. This reminds me of the drive to Grundy Lake, if only for the vandalism on the Canadian Shield along the highway: halfway ashtray rockspray painted on a cliffi hate clayton parkI want a giant splif i want to leave my markout in the wildernessi need to take a piss drunk teenagers, lets start a fightOut gettin wasted on a Saturday nightdrunk teenagers, you can pick … Continue reading

Ring the Alarm

This [scroll down to the second video, bad embed video tag I don’t care to figure out] is among the funniest shit I’ve seen since, you know, the original thing happened. Share the post “Ring the Alarm” FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUponE-mail