I've been writing since I was in kindergarten where I Crayola-markered an epic tale of a tiger and a balloon on a stack of lined papers folded into a booklet and stapled along the edge (carefully, and by my teacher). I love DIY, sewing, folksy music, animals and getting out to look at and listen to nature.

People I Don’t Know Who I Say I Would Marry:

Joel Plaskett Bo Burnham Conan O’Brien (goes without saying, after Bo Burnham is listed) Peter Elkas (on occasion) I’m considering Stephen Malkmus formerly of Pavement tonight, too, but let’s face it, that would probably end up in a messy divorce. Share the post “People I Don’t Know Who I Say I Would Marry:” FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUponE-mail Continue reading

Drunk Teenagers

Oh, Plaskett. This reminds me of the drive to Grundy Lake, if only for the vandalism on the Canadian Shield along the highway: halfway ashtray rockspray painted on a cliffi hate clayton parkI want a giant splif i want to leave my markout in the wildernessi need to take a piss drunk teenagers, lets start a fightOut gettin wasted on a Saturday nightdrunk teenagers, you can pick your poisonthe city or the country, we just wanna make some noiseo yeah i don’t want to get … Continue reading

Ring the Alarm

This [scroll down to the second video, bad embed video tag I don’t care to figure out] is among the funniest shit I’ve seen since, you know, the original thing happened. Share the post “Ring the Alarm” FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestStumbleUponE-mail Continue reading