That’s right, folks! I’m moving right on off of this here Planet Earth. You might say Mars ain’t no better, but it’s livable, they tell me, and it’s sure not inhabited like this wreck of an abomination of a garbage sphere is.
Yep, time for me to move on. I’d invite you all to come with, but I feel like that might wreck the experience of a fresh new (and red!) globe without people on it for me.