Better hurry…

a weed in the setting sun

What a bargain! When I was 17, my friends and I used to ‘ghost-hunt’. It was a fun way to stay up late, scare the (figurative, in my case) crap out of ourselves, and the stories we ended up with would last each of us a lifetime. And those ghosthunts were all for FREE!

So just think what kind of shit you’ll be able to tell those willing to listen to you for the price of two Canada’s Wonderland tickets and an experience involving absolutely no roller coasters! WOW!

Here’s a tip for all your ghost-hunter kids who don’t want to pay $75. Bring two video cameras (because at least one will almost always certainly die) and one digital camera, making completely certain all batteries are fully charged before you leave the comfort of your unhaunted home. Get one of your rich sucker friends to purchase an EMF detector for extra giggles. Bring at least one unkempt Frenchman. At least one member of your crew must wear black at all times, and spout off highly unpopular ideologies. And don’t go out until 1 or 2 in the morning for best results. Voila! A night to remember!

About Nikki

I've been writing since I was in kindergarten where I Crayola-markered an epic tale of a tiger and a balloon on a stack of lined papers folded into a booklet and stapled along the edge (carefully, and by my teacher). I love DIY, sewing, folksy music, animals and getting out to look at and listen to nature.
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