Should’ve been in marketing instead…


Formula for a Rogers commercial:

  1. One of the four characters, usually a guy, is intrigued by a new device or service that another of the four rich kids has picked up this month.
  2. The guy or girl who owns the new Rogers device/service summarizes its innovative new features.
  3. Guy/girl listening sounds impressed.
  4. One of the two more popular guys (never the East Indian guy who may or may not have been on Renegade Press; usually the dorky white guy), does something goofy.
  5. Better looking hipster (possibly-mixed) guy with curly hair uses quick wits to make endearing quip.
  6. Rogers theme and logo are played.
  7. [ Exeunt. ]

About Nikki

I've been writing since I was in kindergarten where I Crayola-markered an epic tale of a tiger and a balloon on a stack of lined papers folded into a booklet and stapled along the edge (carefully, and by my teacher). I love DIY, sewing, folksy music, animals and getting out to look at and listen to nature.
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