And another thing.

Pretentiousness level: High

Tonight at work, a woman with two young children approached the cash desk. Her son held a pack of gum in his hand. She noticed it, jerked it out of his hands, looked at the package, and loudly proclaimed, “Oh, NO! No no. It has sorbitol in it. You’re not getting that.”

“Why not?” the child asked innocently.

“Because sorbitol is bad for you.”

And then, she instead bought 12 packs of Smarties, a bag of Gummy Worms, and a pack of M&Ms for her sons named Rylen and Nolan.

About Nik

Writer, occasional photographer, common street juggler. I enjoy cooking, crafting, a clean house, animals, and senses of humour. Oh yeah and being the mom of my boy John.
Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

CommentLuv badge