Et tu, Bruteh!

Let’s pretend this was posted yesterday.
Let’s pretend I can’t do HTML when I’ve been drinking all night, even though the above link clearly worked as it should have.
Let’s pretend I wasn’t told I’d be sued by a guy who wanted to buy 12 cases of pop today when the limit at my store is 4 per person.
Let’s pretend I’m not using Spellcheck and backspacing at the moment.
Let’s pretend I didn’t drink 2 rum & cokes and one Kahlua mudslide tonight.
Let’s pretend I am not watching a Quest commercial.
Let’s pretend I don’t have a stats test on Monday, which I have no idea how to do, and let’s pretend I won’t be breaking my 100% track record any time soon.
Let’s pretend I didn’t spend so much money today on a camera (hey, I’ve wanted it for 4 months now; I’m glad I got it).
Let’s pretend Today’s Special is still in reruns. [Ed. Note: I need that hat.]
Let’s pretend I’m not writing lines on a chalkboard.

Let’s pretend a whole bunch of things.

About Nik

Writer, occasional photographer, common street juggler. I enjoy cooking, crafting, a clean house, animals, and senses of humour. Oh yeah and being the mom of my boy John.
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