I haggled the shit out of (thesaurus says “hammered out a deal with”) a guy today, and my steadfastness went the distance. My bass amplifier with its limited memories and 70 pounds of weight are now gone from my life; replacing it, a small pile of twenty dollar bills which I plan to sleep on tonight.
Went to a show last night. I hate to admit it but my professor was half right about something: Ale House beer does taste like piss, but only sometimes. Also, I think I hate beer.
I just swindled Goran into hanging out tonight. Read and learn.
you work tonight?
call in sick
i want wings
let’s do dinner
okay let’s do it.
because I do not work.
And that’s how you do it, folks!!